You know how some things you do on your Corvette are quick and easy? Like bolting on a performance air cleaner, adding graphics decals, or laying in a set of custom floor mats? These are things that take little time and, usually, not a lot of bucks, plus add an air of distinction and maybe a modest boost to performance or handling.

Well, this story is about installing a complete performance exhaust system on an '87, and frankly, it is none of the above. It's not quick, it's not easy, and it's not inexpensive. In fact, it's a real pain in the butt to do. But if you've got the budget, a little creativity, and lots of patience, it's well worth the trouble.

Here's the deal: we sought out the best combination of exhaust system parts we could find-street performance headers from Stainless Works with their beautiful thermal coat finish and a high-performance catalytic converter from the folks at Random Technologies, who know a lot more about performance tuning than we ever suspected. For the cat-back pieces, we asked for advice from the tech people at Mid America Motorworks, who recommended a Corsa muffler package that they felt gives the best blend of sound and substance for our somewhat-modified C4.

Removing the factory exhaust system was straightforward, even though it was twenty years old. The real challenge was fitting the headers in amongst all the parts that attach to, or pass near, or are in the way of them. And we don't fault the header design for that. Stainless Works has done a masterful job of designing equal-length headers to fit in a space where most folks would say headers would never fit. And they've constructed them to accept all the factory emissions system pieces in order to keep the Feds happy.

There are an awful lot of heat shields, brackets, and other parts in the vicinity of the headers, and they all must be dealt with in a limited working area. We did the job on a lift, and it's fair to say that this job would be virtually impossible without one. By our estimate, with no exaggeration, we probably raised and lowered the lift at least fifty times in the course of doing this job, finding things in the way, moving or modifying them as we went, until we were able to get the headers bolted into place. Once the headers were mated up to the cylinder heads, the rest of the job was pretty straightforward.

Along the way, we had to fabricate a couple of brackets, bend a few tubes (not the header tubes, obviously), add a couple of spacers, and trim a number of heat shields to make everything fit. We even had to fabricate a special tool to tighten two of the spark plugs that were inaccessible once the headers were bolted up. in the interest of appearance, since our Project '87 is a Show 'n Go car, before we started the installation we sent the cat-back pipes to the artists at Classic Coatings, whose chrome-like finish was nothing short of breathtaking.

OK, so the job was a huge hassle. Was it worth the time, trouble, and expense? We think so. The finished job is just gorgeous, rattle-free, and provides an exhaust tone that's just perfect-a pleasant burble at idle, a proper growl when you're hard on it, and virtually as quiet as the factory system during cruise. We don't know how they were able to make the system work this way, but we're sure glad they did.

Since C4s span many model years, there's no way to show every step for every year. But we will share with you the highlights and lowlights of the installation on our '87, cautioning, as they say, "Your results may vary."

Because getting the headers up into place was, by far, the most time-consuming part of this job, we've divided the story into two parts. This first installment will cover removal of the stock exhaust and installing the left-side header; next time we'll cover the more involved task of installing the right-side header and the remainder of the new system.